Rules for Writing

Now that you’ve passed English 110, how many of these rules do you remember?!

1. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
2. Verbs always has to agree with their subject.
3. Watch out for irregular verbs which has cropped up into our language.
4. Never use no double negatives.
5. A writer must not shift your point of view.
6. When dangling, don’t use participles.
7. Join clauses good like a smart conjunction should.
8. And don’t use conjunctions to start sentences.
9. Don’t use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.
10. About sentence fragments.
11. In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.
12. Don’t use commas, which aren’t necessary.
13. Its important to use apostrophe’s right.
14. Don’t abbrev.
15. Check to see if you any words out.
16. In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the crazy ridiculous silly annoying sloppy habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need but uses anyway.
17. When you finish your paper you checked the tense agreement.
18. Then, of course, there’s the old one: Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
19. Always use spelcheck.
20. Last, but certainly not least, avoid cliches like the plague.